In honor of Valentine's Day--fuzzy teddy bears, girls wrestling in liquid chocolate, all the good romantic stuff--I, Dean Winchester, am asking all of you to give me some visual evidence. There's enough of this Valentine to go around, ladies, so just play nice and give me a little eye candy. I'd especially like photos of some titties, since Sam won't ever let me fuck his. Just kidding, just kidding. I'll save that talk for later, I promise.
Real candy and sexy underwear can be sent to [address edited out by Sam Winchester].